Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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