How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Wait! hundred billions!

This is funny.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

ecks! why zee?

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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