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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

82 19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.