What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

A man goes to the potty.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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