Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What? Huh?

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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you see theres this guy.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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