what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What's your guys names?

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Pickles are moist.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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