The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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