- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What is funnier than 24 69

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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