What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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