What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

the power to turn magnetism into light

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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