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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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