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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]