- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Women's rights.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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