Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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A car walks into a bar.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

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