Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

No soap radio

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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