What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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