- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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