- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

your no better than a cockroach

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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