A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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