- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Dumbledore dies.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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