- Anti Joke

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.