YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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the redsox

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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