What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Your sex life.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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how much fish could a chicken

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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I love alchohol!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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