"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Asian women drivers...

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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