What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Roses are red, yup.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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