- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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