- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

eat a hot dog

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

what's worse then a blowjob?

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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