A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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the redsox

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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