Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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