What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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