- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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