how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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