there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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hello anomonous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Anti Joke

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