Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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