- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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