Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Diarrhea

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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