- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Please ignore this statement.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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