Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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