A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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