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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

I enjoy Popcorn

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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