Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Canadians

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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