What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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yolo your orange looks orange

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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