What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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An Asian with a big dick.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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su algato es en fuego

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