- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What is white and long? A New York winter

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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