Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Robin, get in the car!

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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