- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

rocky is here again.......................

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Women's rights.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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