girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Justin Bieber

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