- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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