- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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