- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Sloths

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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