guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What did Reed read? A. Read?

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Your mother is so fat.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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