Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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A car walks into a bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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