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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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