Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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