- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

you know whats not funny white boards.

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