How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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