Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

i hate non minorities!

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

pobody's nerfect

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

I am dyslexic

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