Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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