- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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