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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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