Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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