- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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