You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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How about that airline food?

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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