What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

knock knock go away

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Knock knock. Its open.

SUCK MY NUTS

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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