How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

N-E Pats never cheated

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

You want to hear a joke? Republican

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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