What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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