- Anti Joke

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.