- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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