Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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hers a joke... japanese people

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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