- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

oh hey.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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