- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

knock knock!? . . No.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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