- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Once upon a time, The end.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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