Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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knock knock go away!!!

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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