- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

So FDR walks into a bar.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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