- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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