- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What did john say to bob Hey bob

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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