One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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