Chick Norris... Enough said

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Badabing.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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hola said the chinese man

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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