- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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