- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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