Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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copy me and i will kill you

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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