- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A bar walks into a man

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

copy me and i will kill you

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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