- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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