- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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