- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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