Albert your flies undone.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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cory

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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