- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Knock knock. Get out!!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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