- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

kieran is a homosexual

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

scientology.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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