What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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where's mom I killed her

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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The WPGA tour

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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