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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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