What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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