I asked her where you were.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

your mama's so fat... that's it

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops